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AND SMILE By Matilda Walker Customer: This steak is awful. How was it cooked? ' Waiter4: Why, it was smothered in onions, sir. Customer: Well, is sure died hard. Teacher: James, don't you know what etiquette is? James: Sure; it’s sayiiiig “no thank you” when you want to say “gimmie.” Professor : Can you give me an example of wasted energy? Pupil: Yes, sir_telling a hairraising story to a baldheaded man. Visitor at Art Exhibit: Why did they hang this picture? Friend: Must be because they couldn’t find the artist. Will: Will you join me in a bowl of soup? Phil: Do you think there’s room for both of us? Jane: Do you summeri in the country?
Nan: No, I simmer in the city.
Brother: Ma, did yoSifsay that the baby’s got your eyes and daddy’s nose ? Mother: Yes, dear. Brother: Well, you’d better watch what he’s up to._he’s got grandpa’s teeth now. Dad: If you’re good, I’ll give you this nice new penny. Lad: Haven’t you got a dirty old j nickel ? Film to Be Shown at
Willis Chapel The Willis Chapel Methodist Church at Huntly, Va. will have a movie called “The Unfinished Task” on Friday evening, October 27th at 7:30 p.m. The public is cordially invited to come join others on the Rappahannock Methoodist Charge. It is the story of a materialistic father and his spiritually minded son.
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