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RELAX....

AND SMILE

By Matilda Walktr Jud: What are you taking for

your cold? Joe: Make me an offer.

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—I—T* Mrs. Quaintance, in church with a little boy sitting close to her, who kept sniffling: Mrs. Quaintance: Little Boy,

don’t you have a handkerchief? Little Boy: Yes, but 1 don’t lend

it to strangers.

Dr. Berger: Dentist—Will you

take gas? Mr. Tightwad: “Yes...._er—what are your meter rates here?

Customer in general store: What do you have in the shape of doughnuts? Clerk: Life savers, swimming tubes and funeral wreaths.

Engagement Is Told

Mr. and Mrs. J. Wood of Fredericksburg announce the engagement of tneir daughter, Ruby, to Mr. Richard 'E. Griffith, also of Fredericksburg. He is the son of Mrs. J. W. Griffith and the late Mr. Griffith of Castleton. Miss Wood is employed at Montgomery Wards in Fredericksburg and is a graduate of Robert E. Lee High School, Spotsylvania.

Mr. Griffith is a graduate of Rappahannock County High School And is employed at Whitte and Weeks Furniture Company, Fredericksburg, Va. No date has been set for the wedding.

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