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There are two items of major interest in the county of late: hunting and hawg killin’. Thousands of stories have been told about each of these activities, two of which are told here.
(Both of these stories are bound to be true. One of them was told by Clyde Jenkins, who said Billy Moffett told him. The other tale was told at a filling station at iSperry\ille.)
Two city hunters stopped at a filling station in the county. When asked if they had had any luck, they too-modestly replied, “Yes, a little. We got two pheasants and one red fox.”
“Huh!” said the filling station man, "1 guess you did have luckl ’Mind if I see ’em?”
“Co right ahead,” quoth the hunters, “they’re in the trunk.”
They were in the trunk, ail right. The hunters had bagged two guineas and a small red dog! . Thehawg killin’ story concerns a query as to: “Do you know the best way to clean chitflin’s?”
“Use the washing machine. It’s the best way I’ve found. And if you think they’re a little too fat, run ’em through the wringer.”
So, you think you’ve got troubles? Did you see in the paper where a woman had the second set of twin sons in 11 months?
Santas are having a hard time these days. Men who must don the traditional suits of red and pounds of whiskers are earning their bread the hard way from now until December 24. They know
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