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I heard Ernie Ford definition of a bathro< “A place where junk r bath; Father iha-res; washes stockings.”
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Each year the Natij>i Council proves the old “anything can happen' inR up some of the m mishaps during the yejar. Via ‘Gluey Gleanjb ceived them, and send
A green traffic light Ga>> played a strange t rick on motorist E. T. Drake, . fr. As he dutifully obeyed the o> erhead signal
Safety
maxim that
by round»st
unusual
preceding
ings’ we rei
in to you—
in Atlanta,
nal that flashed him t ahead the light fell on car and sent him to ths hospital.
IMrs. Dorothy Gazztny of Detroit broke into the pipers when she brushed her teeth i o rigorously; that she swallowed brush.
irhe man who got snot by the door of hi* automobil i
green gotop
of his
the% toothis
Gene Scott of RushVille, f eb. On a hunting trip Scott was jetting out of the car when the wii d blew the ? door shut on his coat pocket. In thej pocket was a rifh shell and “bang”. Scott got shot
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The Sapp Brothers — Stanton and Daniel—ran into tach other on the street in their home of iut. Vernon, Ohio. That would
have been all right ejccept that each of the brothers *as driving a ear. Neither was injdred in the head-on crash, but the mishap proved the need for a ^affty slogan such as “Be Your! Brother's Keeper—Stop Accident
The ballet, “Streetcar Named
Desire” up with a jknock-out ntiiah at one performance when
tiny ballerina, Nora Kayje, whirled in the middle of a pirouette and caught her husky partner. Igor YouskeVich smack in the mouth with her elbow. YouskeVich went down for a full count.
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