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then turning the cranlc. Vicariously must the young learn of the joys of the occasion of that freeze rof home-made ice cream: chunk, ing the hole in the side of the freezer to un-stick the ice; the mounting excitement as the handle becomes harder and harden to turn; and then, ah, joy! licking the dasher—the reward for the work! No ice cream ever tastes the same as when it’s licked from the dasher.
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Slightly tangle-footed, a gentleman walked into a laundry of automatic home washers. He sat in front of one of the machines and stared at the round glass opening. Intently he observed the constant churning of the washing clothes. Swish-swash, swish-swash, back and forth. He watched about an hour.
Finally one of the attendants approached. You’ve been waiting a long time, could I help you?”
“You know what," said the gentleman, “I don't believe thish here television is much of a successh.”
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The healtiest sign in these United States is marked by a time when problems begin to be jokes.
Some years back a famous comedian made the statement that America need never fear a dictator-rule. He said Hitler could never have gained power for he would have been mimicked and ridiculed until he would have been glad to get out of the public eye.
A few weeks back some of us were concerned about the dangers of hoarding. Sugar was being bought up by the hundreds of pounds. Take all of your worries and pack ’em in moth balls, for here’s the latest:
“Where’s grandpa?”
“He’s up in the attic pounding up the lumps of sugar.”
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