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With work the way it is now, most of ns don’t need a phonograph record to put us to sleep I All we need is to be placed in'a horizontal- position (and that isn’t always necessary). New, if that record also furnished a derrick to be sure to get the sleeper up in the morning, that would be a different proposition.
What most of us are looking for is the undiscovered record that will find more hours in the 24 to give us longer to sleep.
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A man iwho sits in a swamp all day waiting to shoot a duck wilj raise the roof if his wife has dinner ten minutes late. * The Country Gentleman gets the prize for this story:
An elderly gentleman who consistently went to sleep during church services became quite a challenge to his minister. Surely, thought the pastor, there must be a way to cur* him.
The following Sunday the old gentleman fell asleep during the sermon, as was his custom. Immediately, tb* minister went Into action. “All those who want to go to Heaven,” he whispered, “please remain seated.” They did so. Then he shouted, “All those who want to go to HELL, STAN® UP!"
In a flash the old gentleman awakened and jumped to his feet, looking first at the congregation, then at the minister.
“I don’t know what we’re voting on, Reverend,” he spluttered, “but whatever it is, we two sure are in the minority.” * o o o
One fellow has announced that be’a getting ready to^mak* hi* name in the world. He’s going to devise a system whereby, in hi*
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