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One thing I do recall, however; the valedictorian of the class had a sense of humor and1 a typed copy of the speech he wanted to make was given to each of his classmates. (It definitely was not the one 'he delivered to the faculty and proud parents!) In the address (for the classmates only) he made a few suggestions to the faculty: “Do not think me impertinent if I presume to make a few suggestions to you, dear faculty. Life as we have heard about it in these storied halls is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought. But life as she comes to us in xne tabloids is raw. It seems to us that our course in political science could have been re-arranged. I iaouW junk the psychology and substitute a practical course in hitch-hiking. For required reading I would prescribe the WantAd section, specializing in the Help Wanted departments, and for the graduate who actually landed a job I would endow a chair in a one-arm lunchroom.” The last paragraph ran something like this: “Ah, yes, beyond the Alps lies Italy, and Insull is safe in Greece; life is real and life is earnest, and the angles of the base of an isosceles triangle are equal. But a? «o Hotter here this lovely June morning, fanning our pretty wings in the open window of life, we, the graduating class, have" only one question in our minds, one thought in our hearts: When do we eat?”
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