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Bill Stout, in a book about himself, recalls his early newspaper days when he had an .office close to Tyler MacWhor^er, the cartoonist, and Miss Beaumont, society editor.

“She was a conscientious, precise little woman,” Stout says. “One day something disturbed her greatly and through the door came an exasp perated 'Oh, Heavens !’ Without looking up from his work Tyler boomed out, ‘Miss Beaumont, if you must, will you please say “Oh, Hell” instead of “Oh, Heavens!” It is twice as expressive and not half so profane.’ ”

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Here’s another explanation of the simple “you all” which northerners persist in trying to make singular: “You-all” means race or section, Family, party, tribe, or clan. “You-all” means the whole connection Of the individual man.

In the singular it’s never Used in this part of the land. But we give up hope of ever Making you-all understand.

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PLAIN ARITHMETIC: Since you cannot refrain from drinking, why not start a saloon in your home? Be the only customer and you will

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