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No News Is Good News

If this is so, we’re just swimming around in good news.

My search on .Friday usually goes like'this:

Me: “Hey, Rosie Mae, how about w riting-some class news for Monday?”

Rosue Mae: “News? Well, .it's like this. . . We' haven’t. . A I don’t. ..■ . •» - ..

Me: “That’s O.L Y'pu , can write, some next,,week.” \ '

Before f c«n turn around, I hear: :: ''"1 :•

“I'm awfully sorry, hut there jr st isn’t any Alumni News."

I hopefully, stroll n. little further : : , kf' “*■■■'•$ " ■

Met “Hey. Jo!’* *

Jor (reading- my mind) “Yes, 'I’ll have it by Monday.’’ - ,

People are ‘beginning to look at me strangely as I constantly mutter, “News-NewaL”

I’d be in Paradise if only this Were the tune:

“Hey, Gladys, here’s an article for the paper. Hope it isn’t too long.”

“May I write the edtorial next week?”

“Here’s a hint for a new column. How about --?’’

All fooling aside, I’d like to thank all the reporters^or their good i work,

'But don’t be a bit surprised if I suddenly skip my trolley and start chasing around the school scalping everybody in sight with my trusty little tomahawk, wahoorng, “Gotta have news— more news—”

Ym-m-m, that isn’t such a bad idea. Bet I’d make headlines. . . Where’s my tomahawk?

Odds and Ends

" Jimmy G’s favorite class is Senior English.

Dorothy R. and Jo Ellen looked like dignified, sophisticated seniors when they appeared at school Friday—dressed to kill.

So Anna Mary likes to play ‘authors' with whom?

Mary B. is a dandy hot-dog seller;

The cheerleaders will soon he in regular uniform a- thei: sweaters are on the way.

Who was the blonde with I.eland W. at the basketball game?

Lois Utz doesn't like artificial fingers which pop off during class.

The class rings have come for one of the junior girls.

It seems Helen 7.. likes riding in a new Studehaker.

knew they could trust a man whose character consisted of courage without boasting, dignity without being conceited, to have control of his thoughts without showing his pride in himself, and to be quiet without being lazy.— Helen Zinn.

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