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in it nyarogen, oxygen, intro* gen, sulphur and various minor inorganic constituents.”
Ah! Now there’s real elevating literature i(?) The words roll around from your mouth with real polish! Yep, even I sound intelligent when I read that aloud! Now, let's see, what could it mean? ~ “Carbon”—that’s—-somethingwhen you put it between two sheets of paper, it makes an extra, copy without any extra work, but be careful you put the right side down or you’ll have a mirrored extra copy on the back of the top page. ~~~"y - —^ -
“Bituminous” — let’s see, that goes with anthracite, or some . other big word. It sounds as if it might fit niecly into a popular song—like that Chattanooga boy who polished shoes—it’s a nice, euphonious word; strange some of tiie song writers haven’t discover* ed it.
“Hydrogen”—leave that word alone. It sounds like some of the war hews stories on page one,
“Oxygen”—yeah, we all know what that is: you breathe it.
“Nitrogen" — that’s fertiliser, ain’t it?
“Sulphur”-r-ah! now we know all about that. Gran’ma always used that word hyphenated with molasses for a spring tonic. Also, when combined with lard, it’s good for an ailment associated with a former day when parents weren't so fanatical on the euhject of baths, and bathing was a weekly ordeal undertaken in the wash tub in the kitchen.
“Varius Minor Inorganic Constituents”-—phew! Whoa! back opt Ain’t that last word what our Congressmen and Senators call us voters? voters? Mights' known there was politics mixed in it somewhere!
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