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Walrus

(Continued fr<ftn page 2) block of concrete on which was pasted this message; “This is the weight your telegram lifted from <my

Some wiseacre claims that the letter “e” is the most unfortunate

it is always out of “cash,” forever in “debt,” never out of “danger* and in “hell” all the time.

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No woman ever made a fool out of a man without at least some co-operation.

^ o o o _ Among the church folks In a certain state, a story is making the rounds about an,ardent young church-goer calling on an old lady on Monday morning. “Good morning,” he said; “and how are you i today?”

“Quite well, sir,” she said.

“You were, at Church yesterday, no doubt?”

“Oh, yes, I was—morning and evening.” _■ —-“Unfortunately, 1 vyas unavoidably prevented from going,” confessed the young man. “What did the minister pleach about in the morning?”

“Lad, I can’t remember,” admitted the old lady.

“Well, what was his text?”

“I remember, it was a very good —sermon,- -but—1 -can -t—-j-ust—remem—— her what it was about.”

“Well, can you tell me what the sermon was about at the evening service,” queried the young mam .

“Well—no, I can’t say that Xcan; it seems to have slipped niy mind.” • .

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