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unmatched sweats and battered equipment, choosing up sides on a tom-up field behind a high school. Arranged that way, the game would have been a lot more fun — to play in and to watch.

The second half of Super Bowl XXXVIII found me in my room reading a book.

The next morning on the radio, newscasters explained that the “R-rated incident” was a “wardrobe snafu,” just an innocent accident. But I saw it and I find this difficq^t to believe.

Even if it was a mistake, it was a predictable one. When you play with fire, you are going to get burned; if you get slobbering drunk, you may do stupid things in front of your in-laws; if you take drugs, you might overdose; if you tear at a woman’s clothes, they just might come off.

I wonder what President Bush thought of the incident. I can only hope that when the two MTV superstars were reaching new lows, he was in the kitchen getting more nachos. I wish I had been.

Robin Earl is the managing editor of the Fauquier RmesDemocrat.

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