I understand "The Flea* has bought several new suits

I understand "The Flea* has bought several new suits with extra pockets, and special vests. The color of them, you; guessed it, gunmetal gray.

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From 7 p.m. Friday of Labor Day weekend until 7 a.m. Saturday (the most dangerous pep iod in a holiday weekend/, the Staunton Rescue Squad served coffee, soft drinks and doughnuts to weary motorists with the slogan *Take Five (minute’s rest) and Stay Alive.* It had 3,000 takers. Other rescue squad and civic organizations carried out similar projects.

********** Nothing confuses a man more than driving behind a woman who does everything right.

********** Many of us feel that we could move mountains if somebody else would get the hills out of the way.

********** You can’t tell -- maybe a fish goes home and lies about the size of the bait it stole.

Archery Season Begins October 15

Deer had better be getting in shape for their longest arrow-dodging session since the days of the Indians as the state’s archers prepare to take full advantage of their first 30 day season this year. The entire state with the exception of Buchanan, Arlington and Northampton Counties will be open to the bow hunters. Archers may shoot either bucks or does, but must stay within the numerical limits for the county being hurtted, i. e., one deer in one deer counties and two deer in counties with a two deer limit. Of course, no Virginia hunter may legally take more than two deer in any license year and the second animal must be killed in a county with a two deer limit. Deer taken during the bow and arrow season count as part of the hunter’s “license year” limit should he decide to go after the whitetails with a gun later on.

Total American debts, personal, corporation and governmental, have reached a total of a trillion bucks ($358 billion, corporations; 300 billion, U. S. Government; 270 individuals; 70, state and local governments).