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The clipping this text was read from
The clipping this text was read from

what would be more fitting than the name Si for a hayseed like the comic strip, Si. If you will notice the heading, the large S is in front of the i and the ‘ez’, making it SI SEZ. Over a long period, some have quoted me as Si sez this and Si sez that; some thought my sayings ridiculous, some with a little touch of wisdom. For that reason, I decided to share some of my thoughts with you. So, Si sezHave

you ever ridden along the road and wondered how many of the cans of beer your tax dollars bought? I am not opposed to welfare per se, but, does welfare provide beer and hard liquor for the people on its rolls? Just wondered. I like eggs. I like them with ham, grits and red-eye gravy. I just love them with link sausage, highly seasoned. I’ll tell you a, little secret—I do not like them splattered on my windshield when. I’m driving about fifty-five miles per. It could have been disastrous if it had hit in front of the driver.. Boys, be careful, you could cause, ■ serious accident,, --

What kind of nut would pour ketchup all over a neighbor’s home? I think the nut factory is working overtime. Right, friends?

And I just love spring. I love the whole year, for that matter, but spring just seems to revitalize all of nature. The four seasons are sometimes thought of as representing life, spring as resurrection and childhood. Do the good die young? If I have to go, I can think of no better time than spring. There will be other springs to some of us, some “will walk ; again through drifts of apple snow”, and to others “spring will call, and we shall never know”. If this were our last snrine would you be ready for that place ‘where spring remains forever with the roses’? I hope so.

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