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to celebrate in March as well, but have set no date.

The Coriolus Effect is commonly explained as that physical phenomenon which causes water to swirl down a bathtub drain in a counterclockwise motion in the Northern hemisphere, and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. In fact, the Coriolus Effect is restricted to describing large-scale events, such as weather patterns. On our TV weather forecasts, look at the hurricane cloud patterns along the Atlantic coast. They all run counterclockwise.

But the locals here think that bathtubs, sink drains, and toilets are big enough to prove the theory, even though they are flat wrong.

This leads one to compare the Pi people to the Coriohis people. Where the Pi people pride themselves on being extremely accurate in everyday matters, the Coriolus people just “ball-park” things. Pi people tend to eat each type of food on their plate separately, while Coriolus people mix everything up. Pi people wash their dishes and put them away; Coriolus people leave dirty dishes in the sink. Pi people have lawns; Coriolus people have fields.

Where the Pi people have selected a specific date and time to celebrate Pi Day, a Coriolus booster, when asked why they picked March, said, “why not?...do the Pi people know something we don't know?...I mean, how pious can they get?” These two groups are on a collision course. . ‘

Archimedes prefers to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.

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