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Kendall Carroll
“Don’t Eat Me!”
I hate Thanksgiving. Every year people go out and kill us turkeys just so they can eat us!
Besides, if you eat turkey you’ll get fat and won’t be able to fit in your clothes.
And you will have to buy a new wardrobe and will have to exercise to get the weight off and will be miserable for a long, long time.
And anyway, you’d rather eat a pie. It. takes five to seven hours to cook a turkey and only 20 to 30 minutes to cook a pie.
I beg you humans to stop eating turkeys. We could walk into a field with out children and not have to worry about getting shot. And for die first time we could raise our families in peace.
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