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Ben Montgomery
Third place tie, morning class
Ben Montgomery
“No Thanksgiving
Celebration for
Turkeys”
I feel that turkeys should not
participate in the Thanksgiving Celebration. As a turkey, I do not want to die. I will not taste good, and I feel that it is someone else’s turn to be dinner.
I do not want to die because I have a family. My wife and son would be left alone with no one to care for them. I take care of them and provide their food. They would starve without me.
I would not taste good because I have poison in me, and I would make you sick. I also taste like toilet paper. I also eat nails for breakfast and they would be hard to digest.
I feel it is someone else’s turn to be dinner. I think the deer should take a turn to be eaten. After all there are too many deer. They jump out in front of cars and cause accidents. They also eat vegetables from the farmers gardens.
Now that you have read my reasons I hope you will not want to eat turkey for Thanksgiving Dinner. Please do not have turkey on your dinner table for your Thanksgiving Day Celebration. My family will be happy if you agree with my reasons.
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