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Jordan Atkins
Afternoon class winner
Jordan Atkins “The Reasons I hate Thanksgiving Dinner”
Tknow I may look tasty but • X please don’t eat me for Thanksgiving Dinner. I don’t want to sit in the oven for over an hour, I’m too skinny, and if you eat me all my talents will go to waste.
First of all, who want to sit in an over for an hour or more? I bet it’s at least 400 degrees in the oven. Therefore, I'd bum up.
Secondly, I am way too skinny to eat. Really who wants to eat a skinny turkey? I rarely ever eat, so what’s the use of eating me if there’s no meat on my bones.
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