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Diet plan
Locklear approach to good physical fitness.
I went on a diet.
Well, not really a full-scale (hee-hee) bread-and-water diet and not any plan which claims to bum the fat off me. I couldn’t go for a certain diet plan that sounds a lot like the disease afflicting participating homosexuals and naughty Haitians.
Jogging is definitely out of the question. Jogging is boring when you jog alone, and I spend too much time sucking for air to carry on a conversation with anybody running with me. Also, you spill your beer when you jogMine
was more of a controlled diet: One sandwich at lunch, a salad at dinner, no more than four meals a day, one-fisted beersipping instead of power drinking.
And to keep me in check, to provide the guilt factor bachelors often cannot provide for themselves (which is the second-leading cause for continued bachelorhood among men in the 25-30 age group. Not finding a woman who fits the bill is the leading cause) I bought a scale. (For what it’s worth, seeing Heather Locklear scamper about her health spa in her unuerwear in those television commercials is the third-leading
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