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Similarly, the traditional bungled start for the Race will have naming rights auctioned to the highest bidder. We’ve had your stalled starter’s vehicle, a misfiring starter’s gun, a malfunctioning bull-horn, and a lost time-keeper to our credit, not to mention the occasional unprovoked deer attack on the fender of the Starter’s Rural Rolls-Royce (Dodge 1500 w/a Hemi) a few years back. Most of the Recreational Facilities Authority volunteer brain trust has confabbed to ensure that “heroically dumb” will set the tone for the race. Just picture it-”The Enron Fodderstack 10-K Race”. This would be a great fit, but getting fees out of that sponsor might be a bit tough to slip by the federal Bankruptcy Court.

We’re exploring parking a Gatorade sign on the upper slopes of Fodderstack Mountain while the Rangers

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