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What does all of this mean? 1 will summon up from my reserves the strength for a concluding remark.
My tale is one told by an idiot full of grease and cheese signifying very little. Then again, allow me to venture that the readily available variations of potatoes in a given society serve well as an indicator of that society’s well-being. Oh but I hear you out there; you are demanding a public mashing of me, so ludicrous is my claim. And you may be right. After all, I am the one who does swan dives off clouds of hash browns, swooshes past French fry filled canyons, and plummets safely into fluffy hills of au gratin. I admit that I ought to have my spuds examined.
Then I will say nothing more, except this (and it is all I ever intended to say): If, from time to time, you are asked to select from the famed four — baked, French fries, hash browns, and au gratin - perhaps you should not complain much about your loathsome life.
“Potato sir! for the last time, which potato would you like?”
“Er, aahhhmm....oh, excuse me waiter. Just give me a potato, any old potato-how about a white One with some butter?”
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