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Wish list

excavations — won’t cost her an arm and a leg, although she could get those fixed, too, I suppose.

Even Bruce Springsteen married the model who recently starred in a really bad movie, Summer Fantasies.

And, of course, Billy Joel married Christie Brinkley. I wish him all the luck in the world.

Those three years Christie and I dated were O.K., I guess, but she got cranky after appearing on all those Sports Illustrated swim suit editions and I had to give her the big kiss-off, the boot. It’s over, doll face. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Here was looking at you, kid.

I think she fell for Billy on the rebound, a typical response to someone hurt so badly.

When you figure all those rock ‘n’ roll celebrities can marry anybody they choose — or certainly have a pool of willing and eligible candidates from which to choose — they apparently fulfilled a wish. Or, as in the case of many of those snooty Hollywood types, they merely executed a whim.

Now I don’t know about you, but my

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